| Name |
Caption |
| Stevo |
Never use a spacesuit when you have diarrhea |
| ThomasJBryant |
Looks like the Great Bird of the Galaxy did more than roost on your homeworld! |
| Mr. President |
"Please state the nature of the sanitary emergency." |
| P47 |
Doctor: This will teach you a lesson. If you don't know what it does, leave the button alone. |
| Foxbat |
"Join us next week for the exciting conclusion of Captain Proton verses Crap-otica!" |
| Denis Le Menoir |
Paris: "What's your diagnosis, doc?"
EMH: "I'm gonna go out a limb here and suggest diarrhea." |
| Cpt. James T. |
Holodeck technology is used to create the first virtual walk-through colonoscopy... |
| Mr. President |
Lieutenant Paris was too late in getting to his post when the klaxon sounded for "brown alert". |
| FL |
EMH: "As seen here is Mr Paris after some night time activities on Deck 12 section 9." |
| BikerWolf |
"Janeway to the holodeck: Doctor, are you watching dirty movies again?!" |
| Enzo Aquarius |
And thus Paris finally learned the difference between an elephant's tail and it's trunk. |
| RV |
Latent Image, one of the less successful rip offs of Skin of Evil. |
| TThomaso |
Seagulls of the 24th century had become much more troublesome than their ancestors. |
| Captain Worf |
Doctor: I'm sorry Lieutenant, but I can't allow you to enter the caption competition. I know you're trying to be funny, but you're not even fairly clean. |
| XZB |
Here's mud in everything but your eye. |
| Wacky |
"I would mock you but quite frankly the challenge is gone." |
| Tiberius |
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! |
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