Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. Who said "Have you thought about applying to the advocate general's office? You'd make a good lawyer."?

Decker

Sisko

Guinan

Janeway

Boyce

2. Who said "Ever since I used that transporter, nothing has been the way that it's supposed to be. I couldn't translate a simple bimodal syntax but Crewman Baird could. Crewman Baird doesn't know the first thing about our linguistic database! And Captain Archer told me to stay in my quarters, but my mirror doesn't want to give me a solid reflection and my shower can't decide whether to bounce off me or go through me! And nobody wants to talk to me."?

Q

Romulan commander

Picard

Sato

Odo

3. Who said "It's a pity it doesn't have any bubbles."?

Remata'Klan

Agnes

T'Pau

Pelia

Odo

4. In which episode does Admiral Marcus say "You park at the edge of the neutral zone, you lock on to Harrison's position, you fire, you kill him, and you haul ass."?

Doctor's Orders

Star Trek Into Darkness

A Simple Investigation

Destiny

Tribunal

5. Who said "I skimmed a few of the more celebrated narratives. The stories were similar in some respects but their characters were weak and compassionate. With the exception of Shakespeare, of course. From what I could tell his plays were equally grim in both universes."?

Female Changeling

Mirror Phlox

Sulu

Spock

Kelis

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Last updated : 26 Sep 2026