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1. Who said "If Klingon food is too strong for you, perhaps we can get one of the females to breast feed you."?

Spock

Adams

Klag

Scotty

Nog

2. In which episode does Quark say "It’s such a pleasure doing business with Klingons."?

Menage a Troi

Unimatrix Zero, Part 2

A Piece of the Action

Apocalypse Rising

Invasive Procedures

3. Who said "The irony is, I have the feeling his cause is worth fighting for."?

Archer

Picard

Pressman

EMH

Koloth

4. In which episode does McCoy say "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!"?

Night

The Devil in the Dark

Under the Cloak of War

The House of Quark

The Ensigns of Command

5. In which episode does Quark say "You're not exactly the most lovable person in the galaxy. You're not even the most lovable person in this sector. Or on this station. Or even in this room."?

His Way

A Private Little War

Patterns of Force

Defiant

Journey to Babel

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