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1. Who said "Why settle for making myself miserable when I can spread the misery around to an entire class of students?"?

Dukat

Bashir

Tash

Kirk

Erickson

2. Who said "Being accused of a crime is not a disgrace, Chief. Some of the great figures of history have shared the honour with you."?

Odo

Garak

Tucker

Trip

Tracey

3. In which episode does Chapel say "You know, self-pity's a terrible first course. Why don't you try the soup instead?"?

In Purgatory's Shadow

Obsession

Galaxy's Child

The Galileo Seven

The Doomsday Machine

4. In which episode does Admiral Ross say "Four hundred years ago, a victorious general spoke the following words at the end of another costly war. 'Today the guns are silent. A great tragedy has ended. We have known the bitterness of defeat and the exultation of triumph. From both we have learned there can be no going back. We must go forward to preserve in peace what we've won in war.'"?

The Killing Game, Part 1

Shattered Mirror

What You Leave Behind

Fly Me to the Moon

Body Parts

5. In which episode does Tarah say "Have you ever known a Vulcan who wouldn't lie to get what he wanted?"?

The Ultimate Computer

Profit and Lace

Cease Fire

The Immunity Syndrome

Hide and Seek

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Last updated : 19 Oct 2026