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1. Who said "Savour the fruit of life, my young friends. It has a sweet taste... when it is fresh from the vine. But don't live too long. The taste turns bitter after a time."?

Tasha

Quark

Kor

Kirk

Picard

2. Who said "An abysmal place, Earth. Oh, don't get me wrong! A thousand years ago it had character - the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, Watergate. Now it's just mind-numbingly dull."?

Picard

Odan

Q

Guinan

Soran

3. In which episode does Menos say "Ironic, isn't it?! Burning to death on a frozen moon!"?

Message in a Bottle

Tacking into the Wind

The Seventh

The Search, Part 1

Children of Time

4. Who said "It's quite disconcerting to know that all someone has to do is flick a switch to turn me into Mr. Hyde"?

EMH

Spock

O'Brien

Kira

Khan

5. In which episode does EMH say "It's possible that Mr. Paris represents a future stage in Human development… although I can't say it's very attractive."?

Stratagem

Threshold

The Drumhead

Sacrifice of Angels

The Andorian Incident

6. Who said "Is that the purpose of existence? To care for someone?"?

Wesley

Hanson

Data

Eve

Picard

7. In which episode does Lt. John Kelly say "What I've seen proves we were right to come out here. We're not alone...I know that now."?

I, Borg

Shades of Gray

One Small Step

Under the Cloak of War

By Any Other Name

8. Who said "This is the captain. Condition... yellow alert. Phaser crews stand by. Deflector shields up. We're going in... peacefully, I hope. But, peacefully or not... we're going in."?

Sisko

Nona

Kirk

Esoqq

the EMH

9. In which episode does Melakon say "Note the sinister eyes and the malformed ears. Definitely an inferior race."?

Tapestry

The Dogs of War

Patterns of Force

Equilibrium

A Piece of the Action

10. Who said "Great! Now it will read '…beloved radioactive mutant'!"?

Data

Weyoun

Paris

Sisko

Riker

11. In which episode does Kahlest say "My life ended on Khitomer. I served a proud family, a strong house. All that is gone."?

The Squire of Gothos

Apocalypse Rising

Sins of the Father

Where No One Has Gone Before

First Contact

12. Who said "I am curious. Have the Q always had an absence of manners? Or is it the result of some natural evolutionary process that comes with omnipotence?"?

Tuvok

Trip

Soval

Data

Trelane

13. Who said "Starfleet isn't for me."?

Wesley Crusher

Picard

Altan Soong

Danilo

Kirk

14. In which episode does James Kirk say "Mr. Spock, you explained that very well. I almost understood it."?

Subspace Rhapsody

Absolute Candor

Basics, Part 2

Breaking the Ice

Favorite Son

15. In which episode does Riker say "Mr. Worf... fire."?

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1

The Alternate

The 37's

The Loss

Mercy

16. In which episode does Number One say "It's wrong to create a whole race of humans to live as slaves."?

The Cage

Collective

The Conscience of the King

The Survivors

The Immunity Syndrome

17. Who said "Julian, why don't you show everybody how much you love me and order the next round?"?

Picard

Fajo

Surak

Worf

O'Brien

18. Who said "For your information, I don't appreciate being deactivated in the middle of a sentence. It brings back... unpleasant memories."?

McCoy

Martok

Picard

Redblock

EMH

19. In which episode does EMH say "Between impulse and action, there is a realm of good taste begging for your acquaintance!"?

When it Rains...

One

Vanishing Point

The Changing Face of Evil

The Ascent

20. In which episode does Troi say "Sometimes a cake is just a cake."?

Turnabout Intruder

Lonely Among Us

Nemesis

Phantasms

Destiny

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