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1. In which episode does DeSoto say "Well, you know, they send you Galaxy Class boys out here to the far reaches. Me, I'm just hauling my butt back and forth between Starbases."?


2. In which episode does Scotty say "This is Lieutenant Commander Scott. The Enterprise takes no orders except those of Captain Kirk and we will stay right here until he returns and if you make any attempt to board or commandeer the Enterprise, it will be blown to bits along with as many of you as we can take with us."?


3. Who said "I have been accused of many things in my life, never an excess of emotion."?


4. Who said "I've been friends with Benjamin Sisko for many years... In many ways, he's like a son. Or a nephew... Some kind of close relative anyway..."?


5. Who said "A child, a moron, a failure, and a psychopath. Quite a little team you've put together."?


6. Who said "There's a saying on my world: 'Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and he eats for a lifetime.'"?


7. Who said "I might have expected something like this from a first year recruit, but not you. You did exactly what I'd do? If that's true then I've done a pretty lousy job setting an example around here. You're a senior officer on this ship, you're privy to the moral challenges I've had to face. You know I've wrestled with the fine line between doing what I think is right and interfering with other species. So don't tell me you know what I would have done when I don't even know what I would have done!"?


8. In which episode does Worf say "This is the Sword of Kahless! It is not something to shovel food into your mouth!"?


9. Who said "Enough of this self indulgence."?


10. Who said "You know what I like about Klingon stories, commander? Nothing. Lots of people die, and nobody makes any profit."?


11. In which episode does Spock say "My mother... I could never tell her I loved her."?


12. Who said "At least you're not trying to eat us."?


13. Who said "Part of being a captain is knowing when to smile, to make the troops happy. Even when it's the last thing in the world you want to do. Because they're your troops, and you hve to take care of them."?


14. In which episode does Picard say "Sometimes, Number One, you just have to bow to the absurd."?


15. Who said "I don't know much about Vulcan ethics but Humans don't throw morality out the window when things start getting a little rough."?


16. In which episode does Lal say "Your actions were spontaneous. Everything that is truest and best in all species of beings has been revealed by you. Those are the qualities that make a civilization worthy to survive."?


17. Who said "Somehow I doubt this ship will be the last to carry the name 'Enterprise'."?


18. In which episode does EMH say "I'm a doctor, Mister Neelix, not a decorator."?


19. In which episode does Elaan say We are interested in how the ship is used in combat, not in what drives it. Engines are for mechanics and menials.?


20. In which episode does Boyce say "Sometimes a man'll tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor."?



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