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1. In which episode does EMH say "Twenty ccs nitric acid – a little proverbial salt in the wound."?


2. In which episode does Bashir say "Nothing makes them happy. They are dedicated to being unhappy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go. They are ambassadors of unhappy!"?


3. Who said "A brand new era in astrophysics... postponed one hundred and ninety six years on account of rain."?


4. In which episode does Picard say "You see, the prime directive has many different functions. Not the least of which is to protect us, to prevent us from allowing our emotions to overwhelm our judgement."?


5. In which episode does Archer say "For those of you who aren't near a window, you might want to find one. There's something pretty amazing off starboard."?


6. In which episode does Tumak say "This isn't over yet, Big Ears!"?


7. Who said "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid."?


8. In which episode does Riker say "Maybe if we felt any loss as keenly as keenly as we felt the death of one close to us, Human history would be a lot less bloody."?


9. In which episode does Kudak'Etan say "Our loyalty is demonstrated by our actions, not our words."?


10. In which episode does Janeway say "Now this is how I prefer the Borg. In pieces!"?


11. Who said "Q, I am too old for your bullshit!"?


12. In which episode does Janeway say "We're gathered here today, not as Starfleet officers, but as friends and family, to celebrate the marriage of two of Voyager's finest..."?


13. In which episode does EMH say "When I started helping you improve your social skills, I'm fairly certain I didn't include a boxing lesson."?


14. In which episode does Beverly say "It's a family heirloom. It's been in the Howard clan for generations. It's supposed to symbolize the enduring Howard spirit. Wherever they may go, the shining light to guide them through their fortune. Nana always kept it lit. I remember sitting here listening to ghost stories with only the candle burning."?


15. Who said "If I were in your shoes I would be looking for someone a little more entertaining, a little more fun, and maybe even a little more attainable."?


16. In which episode does Kirk say "Did you hear him joke about compassion? Above all else a 'god' needs compassion!"?


17. Who said "I must apologize for my husband's lack of social graces. He may be one of the great scientific minds in the galaxy... but he does come up a bit short in other areas."?


18. Who said "We think we've come so far. Torture of heretics, burning of witches, it's all ancient history. And then, before you can blink an eye, suddenly it threatens to start all over again."?


19. In which episode does Odo say "Being accused of a crime is not a disgrace, Chief. Some of the great figures of history have shared the honour with you."?


20. Who said "In your position it's important to ask yourself one question : What would Picard do?"?



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