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1. Who said "As you hew-mons say... I'm all ears."?


2. Who said "Jake, the only time you should be in bed is if you're sleeping, dying, or making love to a beautiful woman."?


3. Who said "Five card stud, nothing wild... and the sky's the limit."?


4. In which episode does EMH say "A nebula? What were we doing in a nebula? No wait, don't tell me. We were 'investigating'. That's all we do around here. Why pretend we're going home at all, all we're going to do is 'investigate' every cubic millimetre of this quadrant, aren't we?"?


5. In which episode does Elaan say We are interested in how the ship is used in combat, not in what drives it. Engines are for mechanics and menials.?


6. Who said "Captain's Log, stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of a new generation. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun, and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man... where no one has gone before."?


7. Who said "It would be most interesting to impress your memory engrams on a computer, doctor. The resulting torrential flood of illogic would be most entertaining."?


8. Who said "Yes. Absolutely. I do indeed concur wholeheartedly!"?


9. In which episode does Mirror Sato say "You're speaking with Empress Sato. Prepare to recieve instructions."?


10. In which episode does Kirk say "I wish I were on a long sea voyage somewhere. Not too much deck tennis, no frantic dancing. And no responsibility."?


11. In which episode does Kirk say "We once were as you are, spears, arrows. There came a time when our weapons grew faster than our wisdom, and we almost destroyed ourselves. We learned from this to make a rule during all our travels; never to cause the same to happen to other worlds."?


12. Who said "Very bad poetry, Captain"?


13. Who said "If you ever question the Guardians again, your skin will adorn the bow of this ship."?


14. In which episode does Janeway say "Don't look so shocked, ambassador. This is what you wanted, isn't it?"?


15. Who said "If you remember what we were and how we lived, then we will have found life again."?


16. Who said "Clones. Keeping track of them is a full-time job."?


17. In which episode does Tuvok say "Offspring can be disturbingly illogical, yet profoundly fulfilling. You should anticipate paradox."?


18. Who said "Here lies Thomas Eugene Paris, beloved mutant."?


19. Who said "The chain of command is often a noose."?


20. Who said Never get in the middle of a Vulcan relationship. They will hit you with a lirpa.?



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