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1. Who said "I said, you're an ugly bastard!"?

Flinn

Archer

Sato

Ezri

Riker

2. In which episode does Tuvok say "Kal-toh is to chess as chess is to tic-tac-toe."?

Day of the Dove

It's Only a Paper Moon

Alter Ego

Mudd's Women

The High Ground

3. Who said "Even in the darkest moments, you can always find something that will make you smile."?

Tracey

Sisko

Damar

Kirk

Garak

4. Who said "Well, you know, they send you Galaxy Class boys out here to the far reaches. Me, I'm just hauling my butt back and forth between Starbases."?

Pike

Data

Odo

DeSoto

McCoy

5. In which episode does T'Pol say "I suppose we'll never know... who would have won."?

Treachery, Faith and the Great River

First Flight

Skin of Evil

Children of the Comet

The N'th Degree

6. In which episode does Quark say "It's like I said, the more things change, the more they stay the same."?

The Visitor

Waking Moments

Hollow Pursuits

What You Leave Behind

Year of Hell, Part 2

7. In which episode does Sisko say "Going through my own adolescence was difficult enough. Survivng my son's is going to take a miracle."?

The Nagus

Kir'Shara

Acquisition

Homestead

Future Imperfect

8. Who said "I have much to teach you about women."?

Neelix

Nona

the EMH

Yar

Worf

9. Who said "Earl Grey tea, watercress sandwiches, and Bularian canapés… are you up for promotion?"?

Spock

Kirk

Worf

Nona

Riker

10. In which episode does Bashir say "Vodka martini. Stirred, not shaken."?

Subspace Rhapsody

Time's Orphan

Sons and Daughters

Badda-Bing Badda-Bang

Threshold

11. In which episode does Sisko say "Hello, ship."?

Operation: Annihilate!

The Dogs of War

Vox Sola

The Drumhead

Cold Fire

12. Who said "Exactly. If our cloning facilities were operational, I would eliminate this Weyoun immediately."?

Alexander

Q

Tucker

Nona

Female Changeling

13. In which episode does Riker say "Earl Grey tea, watercress sandwiches, and Bularian canapés… are you up for promotion?"?

The Omega Directive

The Undiscovered Country

Journey's End

Emergence

Rightful Heir

14. In which episode does Jaylah say "You take my house. And you make it fly!"?

I, Mudd

A Taste of Armageddon

Heart of Glory

Alice

Star Trek Beyond

15. Who said "Stardate 38774. Vulcanis Lunar colony. The time and place of my birth."?

Kim

Tuvok

Dukat

Claudius

Kirk

16. Who said "On the contrary, the demands on a Vulcan's character are extraordinarily difficult. Do not mistake composure for ease."?

Silik

Bareil

Sisko

Worf

Tuvok

17. Who said "Captain, you're asking me to work with equipment which is hardly very far ahead of stone knives and bearskins."?

McCoy

Garak

Kirk

Spock

Tom Paris

18. Who said "I'm sorry. Obviously you want to punish yourself. Do you want help? I'm really good at punishing myself."?

Sisko

Kirk

Picard

Kelis

Ezri

19. In which episode does Female Founder say "My loyal Weyoun. The only solid I have ever trusted."?

Tin Man

Encounter at Farpoint

What You Leave Behind

Blood Oath

Sarek

20. In which episode does Picard say "Gentlemen, I have the utmost confidence in your ability to perform the impossible."?

Wolf in the Fold

Night Terrors

Menage a Troi

Civil Defense

The Omega Glory

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Last updated : 20 Jan 2026