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1. Who said "So... Captain Alonzo Vandermeer. Is that his Walkman?"?

Raffi

Strom

Janeway

Tarquin

Morn

2. In which episode does Kirk say "No beach to walk on."?

Star Trek Beyond

Stigma

Strange New World

A Matter of Honor

The Naked Time

3. Who said "That's the problem with believing in a supernatural being... trying to determine what he wants."?

Troi

Paris

Chakotay

Korby

Spock

4. Who said "Brag all you want! But don't get between me and the bloodwine!"?

Sisko

EMH

McCoy

T'Pol

Captain Janeway

5. In which episode does Elaan say "Captain, that ancient custom called 'spanking'. What is it?"?

Star Trek Beyond

Our Man Bashir

Elaan of Troyius

Year of Hell, Part 2

Cold Station 12

6. Who said "Impossible is a word that Humans use far too often."?

Trelane

Jellico

Seven

Dukat

Kirk

7. Who said "K'Tal, this Council knows the law of heredity well. G'now juk Hol pajhard. A son shall share in the honours or crimes of his father. Toral is Duras' son. That has been established by the genetic scan. But with due respect to the traditions and laws of this High Council, there is no basis for accepting a petition for leadership from a boy who has fought no battles, shed no blood for his people, or earned no honour for himself. One day, perhaps he shall. But not now. Duras is dead. His claim to the leadership died with him. Gowron shall lead the Council."?

Picard

Spock

Troi

Strom

Crusher

8. Who said "It's not you I hate, Cardassian. I hate what I became, because of you."?

Kira

Quark

O'Brien

Tuvok

Mirror Bariel

9. In which episode does O'Brien say "Maybe there's a pointer fault in the holosuite's parameter file."?

Badda-Bing Badda-Bang

The Outcast

Bread and Circuses

The Killing Game, Part 1

Silicon Avatar

10. In which episode does Archer say "That species we became, they cease to exist the moment this virus is gone."?

State of Flux

Extinction

Civil Defense

Menage a Troi

The Fight

11. In which episode does Picard say "Enough of this self indulgence."?

The Most Toys

Chimera

Thirty Days

Vanishing Point

We'll Always Have Paris

12. In which episode does Geordi say "Reg, transporting really is the safest way to travel."?

Bread and Circuses

The Naked Time

The Offspring

Warhead

Realm of Fear

13. Who said "You know, I've always thought technology could solve almost any problem. It enhances the quality of our lives, lets us travel across the galaxy, even gave me my vision. But sometimes you just have to turn it all off."?

Picard

Geordi

Kolos

O'Brien

Kirk

14. In which episode does Dukat say "Where's Commander Sisko? I trust he wasn't vaporized, while asking for one of those raktajinos he's so fond of?"?

Civil Defense

Sacrifice of Angels

Future Imperfect

Daedalus

Court Martial

15. In which episode does McCoy say "Did you see the love light in Spock's eyes? The right computer finally came along!"?

Tin Man

Riddles

The Ultimate Computer

Force of Nature

Descent, Part 2

16. Who said "You suggest I read the manual!?"?

Seven of Nine

Janeway

Ayelbourne

Phlox

Flinn

17. In which episode does Bashir say "She enjoys it. She actually gets some kind of perverse pleasure out of it. One of these days I'm going to stop chasing her... and then we'll see."?

Honor Among Thieves

The Alternate

The Magnificent Ferengi

The Wrath of Khan

Sins of the Father

18. In which episode does Zimmerman say "True love should always win."?

Doctor Bashir, I Presume?

Borderland

Final Mission

Rules of Acquisition

Nothing Human

19. In which episode does Winn say "While violence may keep an enemy at bay, only peace can make him a friend."?

Life Support

Cold Fire

Transfigurations

Justice

Retrospect

20. Who said "When a man is convinced that he is going to die tomorow, he'll probably find a way to make it happen."?

Guinan

Reyga

Damar

Mudd

Pelia

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Last updated : 2 Feb 2026