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1. Who said "Listen up, ears. You do not get to decide my fate. I can't believe I'm standing here, having to plead my case to you, against him? What's happening? I am more than ready to return to work. But honestly, since we're all such big fans of honesty in here, I'm not sure I want to. Because I have spent most of my career sitting idly by, while you make terrible decisions. People are not algorithms, admiral. You think your logic makes you impartial? It doesn't. You always favor Vulcans above everyone else. Like tonight. You used to call Captain Pike the "Human with inappropriate hair." But now, because he's a Vulcan, suddenly he's your best friend. Illogical! And you. Your sorbet sucks. Now get out. Both of you!"?


2. Who said "Major, I don't think I've ever seen you looking so ravishing."?


3. Who said "Perhaps one day you'll feel the hand of God resting on your shoulder."?


4. Who said "Interesting. Your Earth people glorify organized violence for forty centuries, but you imprison those who employ it privately."?


5. In which episode does Kira say "You're trying to be a hero. Terrorists don't get to be heros."?


6. In which episode does Chakotay say "I don't care what kind of story it is, as long as I'm not the bad guy this time."?


7. In which episode does Picard say "There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. Even life itself is an exercise in exceptions."?


8. In which episode does Sloan say "I misread you. I thought you were just a misguided idealist. But you're a dangerous man. People like you would destroy the Federation. Fortunately, there are people like me who are willing to die in order to protect it."?


9. In which episode does Esoqq say "Collaboration is what your species does best!"?


10. In which episode does Tefler say "If it wanted to get to know me better, it should have just asked me out for a drink!"?


11. Who said "That was quite a trick."?


12. In which episode does Janeway say "It's the first time we've been on the other side of the fence. How many times have we been in the position of refusing to interfere when some kind of disaster threatened an alien culture? It's all very well to say we do it on the basis of an enlightened principle. But how does that feel to the aliens?"?


13. Who said "Don't you know? A dead martyr's worth ten posturing leaders."?


14. Who said "I have little to say about it, Captain, except that for the first time in my life... I was happy."?


15. Who said "The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow. A very nice place. It must have made Adam and Eve very sad to leave."?


16. In which episode does Sato say "Ever since I used that transporter, nothing has been the way that it's supposed to be. I couldn't translate a simple bimodal syntax but Crewman Baird could. Crewman Baird doesn't know the first thing about our linguistic database! And Captain Archer told me to stay in my quarters, but my mirror doesn't want to give me a solid reflection and my shower can't decide whether to bounce off me or go through me! And nobody wants to talk to me."?


17. Who said "You may be nearly omnipotent, and I don't deny that your parlour tricks are very impressive, but morality? I don't see it. I would put Human morality against the Q's any day. And perhaps that's the reason why we fascinate you so..."?


18. Who said "It was a dark and stormy night..."?


19. In which episode does Data say "I got angry."?


20. In which episode does Quark say "A suit of the finest Andorian silk? A ring of pure Surax? A complete set of Tanesh pottery? How about a latinum plated bucket to sleep in?"?



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