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1. Who said "Let's get one thing straight, little man. I am not for sale. And if, by some chance, I were to become available, I would rather eat Orion wing slugs than deal with a toad-faced troll like you! So go away and find yourself somebody else to become your property!"?

Kira

Opaka

Sisko

Torres

Lwaxana

2. In which episode does Anthony MacBeau say "You know I'm an actor, not a doctor, right?"?

The Omega Glory

Latent Image

The Game

A Space Adventure Hour

The Doomsday Machine

3. In which episode does Ruk say "That was the equation! Existence! Survival must cancel out programming!"?

Observer Effect

The Corbomite Maneuver

What Are Little Girls Made Of?

Concerning Flight

Loud as a Whisper

4. Who said "You may be witnessing the start of a new era. Not only for Vulcan, but for Earth as well."?

Decker

Reed

T'Pau

Alternate Data

Sylvia

5. In which episode does Archer say "There's a saying on my world: 'Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and he eats for a lifetime.'"?

Sub Rosa

Chrysalis

Marauders

I, Mudd

The Loss

6. Who said "She is cute, isn't she?"?

Tom Paris

Troi

Janeway

Picard

Torres

7. In which episode does Geordi say "Reg, transporting really is the safest way to travel."?

Realm of Fear

This Side of Paradise

In Purgatory's Shadow

The Undiscovered Country

Friday's Child

8. Who said "Isn't that a coincidence? I was hoping you weren't married!"?

Picard

Reed

Spock

Paris

Mirror Kira

9. In which episode does Seven of Nine say "Picard still thinks there's a place in the galaxy for mercy. I didn't want to disillusion him."?

Stardust City Rag

The Cloud

Among the Lotus Eaters

A Private Little War

Rivals

10. Who said "I'm a pilot, Harry, not a doctor!"?

Kira

Paris

Picard

Troi

Bareil

11. Who said "Why is any object we don't understand called a 'thing'?"?

Tucker

Kirk

Phlox

Odo

McCoy

12. In which episode does Phlox say "Crewmen Bennett and Hayden over there, do you see them? If I'm not mistaken, they are preparing to mate. Do you think they might let me watch?"?

Rivals

Fight or Flight

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1

The City on the Edge of Forever

The Immunity Syndrome

13. In which episode does Dukat say "Education is power. Joy is vulnerability."?

Shockwave, Part 1

The Maquis, Part 1

The Die is Cast

Encounter at Farpoint

Star Trek Beyond

14. Who said "Her eyes were a million kilometers away, staring at stars I'd flown by the day before."?

Picard

Tom Paris

Seyetik

Spock

Bashir

15. In which episode does Archer say "There's a saying on my world: 'Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and he eats for a lifetime.'"?

This Side of Paradise

Rapture

The Adversary

The Council

Marauders

16. In which episode does Worf say "My experiences aboard this ship have taught me that most problems have more than one solution!"?

Fusion

The Doomsday Machine

The Emissary

Shattered Mirror

Mudd's Women

17. In which episode does Thomas Riker say "Tough little ship."?

11001001

Random Thoughts

First Contact

This Side of Paradise

Defiant

18. In which episode does Barclay say "Young children are sometimes frightened of the world. That doesn't mean that their parents should let them stay in their cribs."?

Nothing Human

The N'th Degree

Journey to Babel

The Killing Game, Part 2

Cardassians

19. In which episode does Picard say "You admit the truth and yet expect him to accept punishment? What does this say of an Empire who holds honour so dear?!"?

Time and Again

A Taste of Armageddon

Deadlock

Sins of the Father

The Forsaken

20. In which episode does Kirk say "I wish I were on a long sea voyage somewhere. Not too much deck tennis, no frantic dancing. And no responsibility."?

Balance of Terror

Imaginary Friend

Bound

Tapestry

The Wrath of Khan

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Last updated : 3 Mar 2026