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1. Who said "Clones. Keeping track of them is a full-time job."?

McCoy

Tuvok

Barclay

Picard

Damar

2. In which episode does Tucker say "Only in the Expanse could I have a son who's nearly three times my age."?

Carpenter Street

E²

The Star Gazer

Lineage

Turnabout Intruder

3. In which episode does Kirk say "Well, gentlemen, we all have to take a chance. Especially if one is all you have."?

Fascination

Tomorrow is Yesterday

The Omega Directive

Birthright, Part 2

Star Trek Beyond

4. Who said "I don't know much about Vulcan ethics but Humans don't throw morality out the window when things start getting a little rough."?

Sarek

Archer

Omet'Iklan

Kirk

Sisko

5. Who said "I pity you. We live in a universe of magic, which evidently you cannot see."?

O'Brien

Picard

Ardra

Bashir

Paris

6. In which episode does Kolos say "Be silent or you will be removed!"?

Storm Front, Part 1

Judgment

Silicon Avatar

Legacy

Legacy

7. Who said "It would be most interesting to impress your memory engrams on a computer, doctor. The resulting torrential flood of illogic would be most entertaining."?

Crusher

Worf

T'Pol

Spock

Kirk

8. In which episode does Spock say Spock : "Of all of my father's former colleagues, Pasalk truly brings out the worst in me."?

Trials and Tribble-ations

Twilight

The Ultimate Computer

Prototype

Ad Astra per Aspera

9. Who said "An Ambassador who'll go targ hunting with me! Well, perhaps being Chancellor won't be so bad after all!"?

Makbar

Picard

Scotty

Martok

Yar

10. Who said "I didn't want to frighten you."?

Kirk

Tuvok

Spock

Worf

Troi

11. In which episode does Adams say "To all mankind. May we never find space so vast, planets so cold, heart and mind so empty that we cannot fill them with love and warmth."?

Bar Association

A Private Little War

Dagger of the Mind

Force of Nature

Q-Less

12. In which episode does EMH say "I don't have a life, I have a program."?

Extreme Measures

Fly Me to the Moon

The Wrath of Khan

Tattoo

In A Mirror, Darkly, Part 2

13. Who said "Will, don't worry. It won't be like it was twelve years ago… and this time no one's going to stop us."?

Pressman

Spock

Rom

Worf

Data

14. In which episode does Thomas Riker say "Looks like you've got your evening all planned out. I hope you left room for the unexpected."?

Heart of Glory

The Ultimate Computer

Fly Me to the Moon

The Omega Glory

Defiant

15. In which episode does Spock say "You should make a very convincing Nazi."?

The Galileo Seven

Emanations

Patterns of Force

A Matter of Time

Rapture

16. Who said "You are me! The same noble Picard blood runs through our veins! Had you lived my life, you'd be doing exactly as I am. Look in the mirror and see yourself. Consider that Captain... I can think of no greater torment for you."?

Kirk

Shinzon

Sisko

Riker

Q

17. In which episode does Hanson say "The truth of the matter is... hell, we are not ready. We knew they were coming for over a year. We've thrown every resource we have into this, but still..."?

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1

Insurrection

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow

Q-Less

I, Mudd

18. In which episode does Trip say "Asking favors of the Vulcans usually ends up carrying too high a price!"?

Take Me Out to the Holosuite

Homefront

Terra Nova

Profit and Lace

Rapture

19. Who said "As you hew-mons say... I'm all ears."?

Picard

Kazago

Scotty

Chakotay

T'Pol

20. In which episode does Bones say "Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for His ID!"?

Unexpected

A Taste of Armageddon

Waking Moments

Errand of Mercy

The Final Frontier

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Last updated : 13 Feb 2026