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1. Who said "A simple handshake would have sufficed."?


2. In which episode does Scotty say "This is Lieutenant Commander Scott. The Enterprise takes no orders except those of Captain Kirk and we will stay right here until he returns and if you make any attempt to board or commandeer the Enterprise, it will be blown to bits along with as many of you as we can take with us."?


3. In which episode does Onaya say "Isn't that what an artist wants, to be remembered? Isn't that why you write?"?


4. In which episode does Nog say "The ninth rule of acquisition clearly states that opportunity plus instinct equals profit."?


5. In which episode does Quark say "Everything that goes wrong here is your fault. It says so in your contract."?


6. Who said "You know, I never knew how much this man's voice annoyed me."?


7. In which episode does Opaka say "I can't unite my people until I know the Prophets have been warned. You will find the Temple. Not for Bajor, not for the Federation, but for your own pagh. It is, quite simply, Commander, the journey you have always been destined to take."?


8. Who said "Well, they say if you travel far enough you will eventually meet yourself. Having experienced that, Number One, it's not something I would care to repeat."?


9. In which episode does Q say "If the continuum has told you once they have told you a thousand times. DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG!"?


10. In which episode does Worf say "This is the Sword of Kahless! It is not something to shovel food into your mouth!"?


11. In which episode does EMH say "Between impulse and action, there is a realm of good taste begging for your acquaintance!"?


12. In which episode does Varria say "Kivas finds a way to get what he wants from his people. His rewards for loyalty are lavish. His punishments for disloyalty are equally lavish. You won't find anyone here on this ship to help you escape. Face it, android. He has you."?


13. Who said "Still chasing your own tail? Picard and his lackeys would have solved all this techno-babble hours ago. No wonder you're not commanding a starship!"?


14. Who said "Sometimes a cake is just a cake."?


15. Who said "We all create God in our own image."?


16. Who said "I am never critical of any member of my staff being curious."?


17. In which episode does Admiral Picard say "We often refer to space as the final frontier. But the older I get, the more I come to believe… that the true final frontier is time."?


18. Who said "This is intolerable! They have us caged up like animals!"?


19. Who said "...I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know."?


20. In which episode does Geordi say "Computer, remove La Forge."?



© Graham & Ian Kennedy Questions played : 24,135 Last updated : 10 Apr 2026