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1. In which episode does Deanna say "I know Klingons like to be alone on their birthdays. You probably want to meditate, or hit yourself with a painstick, or something."?


2. Who said "Hello, Chakotay. Congratulations on your victory. I look forward to our next meeting. Oh, and there's something you should know. While you were unconscious, I took the liberty of extracting a sample of your DNA. I impregnated myself with it. So, I guess more congratulations are in order. You're going to be a father."?


3. Who said "What magnificent battles we could have at the helm of this ship!"?


4. In which episode does Kirk say "That's T'Pau, of Vulcan. All of Vulcan in one package. How can I back out in front of her?"?


5. In which episode does Kim say "Captain, this is one weird disturbance!"?


6. In which episode does Quark say "You know what I like about Klingon stories, commander? Nothing. Lots of people die, and nobody makes any profit."?


7. Who said "Have you ever known a Vulcan who wouldn't lie to get what he wanted?"?


8. In which episode does EMH say "One hologram and one sociopath may not be much of a match for the Kazon, but… we'll have to do."?


9. Who said "It is interesting that people try to find meaningful patterns in things that are essentially random. I have noticed that the images they percieve sometimes suggest what they are thinking about at that particular moment. Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit."?


10. In which episode does McCoy say "I'm trying to thank you, you pointed-eared hobgoblin!"?


11. Who said "The people who've studied the transmissions think it's a starship. And they're sure it's alive."?


12. Who said "You don't need the Collective to validate your existence. You've made an impact on every member of this crew. That's your legacy."?


13. In which episode does Paris say "I'm a pilot, Harry, not a doctor!"?


14. Who said "When my son looks back on this day, the only thing he'll remember is that a Federation officer on a Federation ship invaded his home and kept his father away from him on his eleventh birthday. And he won't look back with understanding... he'll look back with hatred. And that's sad."?


15. In which episode does Quark say "You're not exactly the most lovable person in the galaxy. You're not even the most lovable person in this sector. Or on this station. Or even in this room."?


16. Who said "Jonathan Archer. What brings you here, they naming the prison after you?"?


17. Who said "You Klingon bastard, you've killed my son!"?


18. Who said "Here lies Thomas Eugene Paris, beloved mutant."?


19. In which episode does Riker say "Deanna, facing death is the ultimate test of character. I don't want to die, but if I have to, I'd like to do it with a little pride."?


20. Who said "So, this is your mind, sober. I bet five-drink Picard is a blast."?



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