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1. Who said "Lieutenant Thomas Eugene Paris... I hereby reduce you to the rank of Ensign. And I sentence you to 30 days solitary confinement."?


2. Who said "You want to kill me, Worf? You're welcome to try!"?


3. Who said "Don't you get it? I'm not trying to rescue you. I'm taking you along as emergency rations. If you die, I'm going to eat you."?


4. In which episode does McCoy say "Do you know why you're not afraid to die, Spock? You're more afraid of living. Each day you stay alive is just one more day you might slip and let your human half peek out."?


5. In which episode does Weyoun say "You should be honored. You're witnessing an historic moment. The birth of the alliance between the Dominion and the Breen. Changes everything, doesn't it?"?


6. In which episode does Batel say "Listen up, ears. You do not get to decide my fate. I can't believe I'm standing here, having to plead my case to you, against him? What's happening? I am more than ready to return to work. But honestly, since we're all such big fans of honesty in here, I'm not sure I want to. Because I have spent most of my career sitting idly by, while you make terrible decisions. People are not algorithms, admiral. You think your logic makes you impartial? It doesn't. You always favor Vulcans above everyone else. Like tonight. You used to call Captain Pike the "Human with inappropriate hair." But now, because he's a Vulcan, suddenly he's your best friend. Illogical! And you. Your sorbet sucks. Now get out. Both of you!"?


7. In which episode does Christopher Pike say "Argh, me mateys. If we ever catch Angel, we should make them walk the plank. Argh."?


8. Who said "You'll fire? Empty threat and we both know it. Why don't you accept your fate? You will return to your chair and you will sit there. You will entertain me and you will entertain my guests. And if you do not, I will simply kill somebody else. Him, perhaps. It doesn't matter. Their blood will be on your hands too, just like poor Varria's. Your only alternative, Data, is to fire. Murder me. That's all you have to do. Go ahead. Fire. If only you could feel rage over Varria's death. If only you could feel the need for revenge, then maybe you could fire. But you're just an android. You can't feel anything, can you? It's just another interesting intellectual puzzle for you. Another of life's curiosities."?


9. In which episode does Archer say "The irony is, I have the feeling his cause is worth fighting for."?


10. Who said "Once, just once, I would like to land somewhere and say 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"?


11. In which episode does Picard say "Captain, perhaps you should come aboard my ship. There's something we need to discuss."?


12. Who said "You think I want to go to the stars? I don't even like to fly! I take trains!"?


13. Who said "We've got to stay alive. Let the Yangs kill us and destroy what we have to offer and we'll have committed a crime against all humanity. I'd say that's slightly more important than the Prime Directive, wouldn't you, Jim?"?


14. In which episode does Chakotay say "Why are you so eager for me to kill you?"?


15. In which episode does Geordi say "Half the time, I didn't know if she was going to lick me or scratch my face off."?


16. In which episode does Kirk say "If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes."?


17. Who said "I haven't taken a math class since Pythagoras made the crap up!"?


18. Who said "For your information, I don't appreciate being deactivated in the middle of a sentence. It brings back... unpleasant memories."?


19. Who said "Very bad poetry, Captain"?


20. Who said "Clones. Keeping track of them is a full-time job."?



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