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1. In which episode does Joseph Sisko say "Worried? I'm scared to death! But I'm damned if I'm going to let them change the way I live my life."?

Force of Nature

The Conscience of the King

Paradise Lost

Vis-a-Vis

Q2

2. In which episode does The EMH say "Welcome to Sickbay. How may I help you today?"?

Life Line

The Emperor's New Cloak

The Changing Face of Evil

Wolf in the Fold

Lineage

3. In which episode does Winn say "I warned you! The text of the Kosst Amojan is for my eyes alone!"?

The Most Toys

When it Rains...

Retrospect

Samaritan Snare

Future's End, Part 2

4. Who said "With the first link the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied... chains us all irrevocably."?

Space hippies

Janeway

Data

Picard

Seven

5. Who said "Words come later. It is the scent that first speaks of love."?

Riker

Scotty

Tuvok

Odo

Worf

6. Who said "If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe!"?

Archer

Beverly

Riker

Worf

Romulan commander

7. In which episode does Female Q say "What are you doing with that dog? I'm not talking about the puppy!"?

The Q and the Grey

The Offspring

The Ultimate Computer

The Doomsday Machine

Fight or Flight

8. In which episode does T'Pol say "In one individual we've managed to find the worst qualities of this era. Greed, violence, moral corruption."?

Operation: Annihilate!

Balance of Terror

The Cage

Carpenter Street

Space Seed

9. Who said "You should be honored. You're witnessing an historic moment. The birth of the alliance between the Dominion and the Breen. Changes everything, doesn't it?"?

Janeway

Vosk

Weyoun

Jean-Luc

Data

10. In which episode does Fake Admiral Janeway say "If there was a rocky path and a smooth one, you chose the rocky one every time."?

The Doomsday Machine

Coda

Breaking the Ice

Elogium

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1

11. Who said "Transwarp engines are stable, so are the nacelle pylons. I'm going to try to… Oh my God!"?

Suder

Vic

Isak

Paris

Kirk

12. In which episode does Gowron say "A brave Ferengi. Who would have thought it?"?

Storm Front, Part 2

The House of Quark

A Matter of Honor

Basics, Part 2

Tattoo

13. In which episode does McCoy say "Mister Spock, respect is a rational process! Did it ever occur to you they might react emotionally? With anger?"?

The Galileo Seven

First Contact

Once More Unto the Breach

More Tribbles, More Troubles

Twilight

14. In which episode does Riker say "For an android with no feelings, he sure managed to evoke them in others."?

Captain's Holiday

The Omega Glory

Basics, Part 2

Acquisition

The Most Toys

15. In which episode does EMH say "One hologram and one sociopath may not be much of a match for the Kazon, but… we'll have to do."?

Elementary, Dear Data

Parallels

The Changing Face of Evil

Basics, Part 2

Flashback

16. Who said "Well, you do have one problem... if all you can hallucinate about is Quark's maintenance problems, you do have a sadly deficient fantasy life."?

McCoy

Uhura

Kahlest

Picard

Bashir

17. In which episode does Tuvok say "Kal-toh is to chess as chess is to tic-tac-toe."?

Hollow Pursuits

Invasive Procedures

Bound

Alter Ego

Prime Factors

18. Who said "The first thing I ever heard from upperclassmen was 'watch out for Lieutenant Kirk. In his class, you either think or sink.'"?

Kirk

Mitchell

Commodore Oh

EMH

Shran

19. Who said "Do you know that you're one of the few predator species that preys even on itself?"?

Trelane

Kirk

Quark

Archer

Riker

20. In which episode does Janeway say "Abandon ship? The answer's no. I'm not breaking up the family, Chakotay."?

The Emissary

Sarek

Year of Hell, Part 1

Return to Grace

The Nagus

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Last updated : 2 Jul 2025