Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. Who said "He's a one legged crazy man!"?

Picard

Worf

Tom Paris

Makbar

Rom

2. In which episode does Sato say "Ever since I used that transporter, nothing has been the way that it's supposed to be. I couldn't translate a simple bimodal syntax but Crewman Baird could. Crewman Baird doesn't know the first thing about our linguistic database! And Captain Archer told me to stay in my quarters, but my mirror doesn't want to give me a solid reflection and my shower can't decide whether to bounce off me or go through me! And nobody wants to talk to me."?

Prime Factors

This Side of Paradise

New Life and New Civilizations

Dawn

Vanishing Point

3. Who said "I am what I am, Leila. And if there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them. Mine can be no worse than someone else's."?

Pelia

Archer

Picard

Spock

McCoy

4. Who said "Well consider that in the history of many worlds there have always been disposable creatures. They do the dirty work. They do the work that no one else wants to do because it's too difficult or too hazardous. And an army of Datas, all disposable... you don't have to think about their welfare, you don't think about how they feel. Whole generations of disposable people."?

Picard

T'Pol

Q

Guinan

Spock

5. Who said "So. You're going to realign your sensors with Seven's. Sounds like fun."?

T'Pau

Tuvok

Paris

Trelane's Father

Petri

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Last updated : 12 Jan 2026