Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. Who said "You keep working on that sense of humour, Commander Vulcan. You'll get it one day."?

Riker

Worf

Remata'Klan

Neelix

Picard

2. Who said "Hear! Sons of Kahless. Hear! Daughters too.
The blood of battle washes clean
The warrior brave and true.
We fight, we love, and then we kill.
Our lives burn short and bright.
Then we die with honor and
Join our fathers in the black fleet,
Where we battle, forever battling, on
Through the eternal fight."?

Odo

T'Pol

EMH

Klingon Crew

Picard

3. In which episode does Riker say "Maybe if we felt any loss as keenly as keenly as we felt the death of one close to us, Human history would be a lot less bloody."?

The Sons of Mogh

The Maquis, Part 1

The Bonding

Sub Rosa

Anomaly

4. In which episode does Tuvok say "The Oracle of K'Tal isn't programmed to wear pyjamas."?

The Cage

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1

Live Fast and Prosper

The Savage Curtain

Message in a Bottle

5. Who said "Jake, the only time you should be in bed is if you're sleeping, dying, or making love to a beautiful woman."?

Kirk

Joseph Sisko

Lenore

Dokachin

Barclay

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Last updated : 11 Aug 2026