Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. In which episode does Rom say "Is there something wrong, Chief? I can work slower if you want me to."?

Charlie X

Patterns of Force

The Assignment

The Changing Face of Evil

Valiant

2. Who said "Captain, you're asking me to work with equipment which is hardly very far ahead of stone knives and bearskins."?

Sisko

Kira

Makbar

Commodore Mendez

Spock

3. Who said "Congratulations, you are fully dilated to ten centimetres. You may now give birth."?

Spock

Archer

Worf

Kirk

Riker

4. In which episode does Kirk say "Death, destruction, disease, horror. That's what war is all about, Anan. That's what makes it a thing to be avoided. You've made it neat and painless, so neat and painless you've had no reason to stop it!"?

Past Prologue

A Taste of Armageddon

The Measure of a Man

The Changing Face of Evil

This Side of Paradise

5. In which episode does Garak say "Ah, an open mind! The essence of intellect!"?

The First Duty

The Most Toys

Et in Arcadia Ego, Part 1

Hide and Seek

Past Prologue

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Last updated : 8 May 2026