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1. In which episode does EMH say "Tuvok, I understand, You are a Vulcan man, You have just gone without, For seven years, about.
Paris, please find a way, To load a hypospray, I will give you the sign, Just aim for his behind
Hormones are raging, Synapses blazing, It's all so veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrry illogical!"?

Hide and Q

Storm Front, Part 2

Twilight

Lineage

Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy

2. In which episode does Quark say "One man's priceless is another man's worthless."?

Bloodlines

Move Along Home

Business as Usual

Heart of Stone

Charlie X

3. In which episode does German Officer say "Americans are good at making movies. They're not so good at fighting!"?

Jetrel

Storm Front, Part 1

Things Past

The Immunity Syndrome

The Game

4. Who said "Why settle for making myself miserable when I can spread the misery around to an entire class of students?"?

T'Pol

Bashir

Erickson

K'mpec

Picard

5. Who said "You want to be gods? Then be gods. I need a miracle. Bajor needs a miracle. Stop those ships!"?

Riker

Tuvok

Vic

Worf

Sisko

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Last updated : 22 Jun 2026